Two Men Kissing “Totally Gay,” Says Factually Accurate 13-Year-Old

By HUGO HENTOFF April 25, 2016

13-Year-Old Brandon Wheeler accurately discerned last week that his classmate’s fathers kissing was “totally gay.”

            An artist’s representation of Smith-Tenley’s parents

When Charlie Smith-Tenley’s fathers picked him up from school they appeared to embrace and then kiss each other on the lips. After hours of debate, the scientific community has come to the consensus that the interaction was unequivocally homosexual in nature.

Wheeler, after his astute observation on Smith-Tenley’s parents, then made the again accurate assertion that a classmate in a wheelchair was “completely lame.”

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