By HUGO HENTOFF Feb. 15, 2017
In a devastating blow to Harpoon writers, the Bowdoin Student Government has officially categorized the Globalist as “too unknown to satirize.”
“It was a hard decision to come to, but we really do believe that satire should be accessible to all Bowdoin students,” said BSG president Jennifer Coster. “Jokes should be funny both to the students who have no idea what the Globalist is and to the student who reads it.”
Writers for the Bowdon Globalist could not be reached due to the fact that no one knows who they are.