Bowdoin Globalist Too Unknown To Satirize

By HUGO HENTOFF Feb. 15, 2017

In a devastating blow to Harpoon writers, the Bowdoin Student Government has officially categorized the Globalist as “too unknown to satirize.”

“It was a hard decision to come to, but we really do believe that satire should be accessible to all Bowdoin students,” said BSG president Jennifer Coster. “Jokes should be funny both to the students who have no idea what the Globalist is and to the student who reads it.”

Polls show this image is recognizable to up to 3 Bowdoin students. The margin of error is +/-  3 

Writers for the Bowdon Globalist could not be reached due to the fact that no one knows who they are.

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