By That Guy That Repeats Your Points in Class

I think that 99% of my opinions are really interesting. I also agree with all of them which is part of what makes them so interesting. They’re also just niche. I play by my own rules and I think very originally. You can’t put me in a box. I flow my own flow. 

I think part of it is just that I’m more interesting and better than most people and that I have such a unique, innovative, intelligent mind. That’s why I almost exclusively write op-eds: people need my voice. 

My take is that vanilla ice cream is pretty good. I’m a fan. It makes me feel safe and powerful: no surprises, no bullshit. Especially Kroger brand. It’s like having sex with my girlfriend. We keep it classic. I mount her, she’s under me, my joystick into her, you know how it goes. She loves it. I haven’t asked her, but every once in a while she makes some noise. She takes it upon herself to keep going with her vibrator every single time. She doesn’t even need me for it, that’s how good the dick is. 

Anyway, vanilla ice cream is like that. It’s good man. So good, I usually have something else after.