- Is your roommate or sibling hooking up with them?
- Is this a networking opportunity?
- Did you lose your virginity to them in the tent on your O-trip?
- Are they above 25 years of age?
- Did they see you eat shit that one time in the dining hall?
- Were you ever convinced that you were in love with them?
- Were you ever convinced that they were in love with you?
- Do you remember seeing their face but nothing about what you said to them in the Bax basement two months ago?
- Is it too late to pull out your phone and pretend you didn’t see them?
- Have they told you their name at least twice and you still don’t remember it?
- Did they carry their weight in that group project you did last semester?
- Does your roommate swear you had an electric connection with them that one night you blacked out?
- Are they a Varsity athlete?
- Have they ever waited behind you for two minutes while you filled up your 48 oz water bottle?
- Did they see your dick while streaking the quad?
- Were they in your First-year friend group that hasn’t spoken in over a year?
- Have they still not followed you back?
- Did they get just a little too close that one night?
- Have you ever accidentally made eye contact with them while using the urinal?
- Are they kind of a dick?
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