- If underage, bribe seniors with polar points; a twelve pack is well worth a Café breakfast sandwich.
- Prepare for Ivies with a three-day fast. A quarter shot will do the rest.
- Avoid water. To hydrate with a clear liquid, Vodka does the trick.
- That carton of apple cider that has mysteriously been sitting in your fridge since your College House went apple picking? That’ll do.
- Pregame at a friend’s place, steal their alcohol, leave before they notice, and continue to deny their Venmo request blaming it on “trying to be less online.”
- Lose every drinking game imaginable. “It’s my first time playing die.” It is not your first time playing die.
- Are you a NARP? Not anymore; you are now a proud member of the Lax, Football, and Hockey team and are thus eligible to crash all of their darties.
The Bowdoin Harpoon 