Student Transported to Hospital Diagnosed as “Fuckin’ Wimp”

By SUMMERS ASKEW Nov. 11, 2016

An intoxicated male student was transported from Reed House last Saturday. The physician on call diagnosed the student a “fuckin’ wimp.”

“Yeah, what’s with this kid”, said Dr. Robert Dennison III, the emergency physician who treated the student. “I’m fifty-eight and could handle more. There’s no excuse for coming in at 10:30pm on a Saturday after just two shots and a couple of beers – no excuse.”

The Bowdoin Harpoon has reached out to the student but he has neglected to offer any comments on the diagnosis, likely due to that fact that he’s a fuckin’ wimp.

 

 

 

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