ISIS Claims Credit for Bombing of First Midterm

By ETHAN BEVINGTON Feb. 18, 2017

International terrorist organization ISIS has claimed credit for the bombing of the first Physics 1130 midterm.

“I have never ever seen carnage like that in my entire life,” said one student from the class. “My ears were ringing for hours afterwards and I can’t even begin to try to focus,” said another.

The terrorist group took credit for the bombing immediately after the incident via social media. One tweet read, “We are proud of our brother’s successful mission in Brunswick, even though we did not know where Maine was until today. Jihad must be waged everywhere, even in the cold.”

ISIS members were elated to learn of another bombing opportunity after they noticed the syllabus listed finals in May.

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