By SEBASTIAN HERNANDEZ Mar. 9, 2017
A recent poll has found that 9 out of 10 employees at any given sausage company are male.
“This is just ridiculous,” said Oscar Mayer, a spokesperson for the sausage industry. “In all my years working in the bratwurst biz, I have noticed slightly more men than women, but these numbers are shocking. Women, in my experience are definitely more adept at handling sausage.
In an effort to pursue equal employment, Oscar Mayer has announced that all sausage plants will now start producing muffins.