By PAUL GARLICK Apr. 19, 2017
After taking his wife out to an expensive Italian restaurant on Capitol Hill, Mike Pence has reportedly decided to never call her again.
Since Pence is known as a man who upholds the highest standards of 18th century chivalry, this action comes as a shock to most.
President Donald Trump commented, “Let me tell you, I’ve known Mike for years, and he’s great, so great. But this is a big surprise. He’s never even had a meal with another woman unless his wife is there. Man those two must be close. Now to never call her again, he must have become some sort of misogynist overnight. Sad!”
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