By JACK ARNHOLZ May 2, 2017
As tensions between the United States and North Korea continue to escalate, Dictator Kim Jong-Un realized that he might be dealing with a madman: President Donald J. Trump.
“Look,” Kim said, “I’m a bad guy. I mean, I fed one of my uncles to a pack of rabid wolves in a soccer stadium for God’s sakes. But this guy Trump is in a whole different category. I mean, lying about sending a warship to Korea? What the fuck?”
When asked if he had anything in common with Trump, Kim said, “Well, we were both endorsed by Dennis Rodman.”
Originally published on College Reaction
