By ETHAN BEVINGTON Sep. 9, 2017

Having trouble figuring out what to do with all your free time after taking a fun, collaborative course in computer science last semester? We can help! Here are 7 things you can do with your life after taking Intro to Computer Science. 

1: Go Abroad

Let’s be honest. You will probably have to take a semester off after this class, so you may as well spend it somewhere that isn’t your childhood bedroom.

2: Learn to Bake

This will come in handy at your J-Board meeting; everyone loves baked goods and you need all the help you can get!

3: Go for a Run

Excercise will help clear your head and serve as a metaphor for how you avoid personal responsibility by running away from your problems and various shortcomings.

4: Masturbate

You’re going to have a lot of time, so might as well, right?

5: Spend Time With Your Friends

Odds are you had some help in Computer Science, so your friends will probably have some time on their hands too. This will be a great time to deepen your relationships.

6: Read Infinite Jest

If you made it past masturbating and are already bored, what more do you have to lose? You may as well read this fucking book so you can talk to the other six assholes on campus that have read it.

7: Learn Python

You signed up for the class, so you may as well get what you set out to get out of the class, even it things didn’t go as planned the first time around.