BY MATTHEW STEIN
Matthew Stein: How many times have you attended a party and been disappointed when the next song is by an artist that you don’t really like? If you are like me, this has happened countless times over the years. Even in different countries this is true.
Continue reading “The Unfolding Of Divine Knowledge and Power Unbecoming to a Man Such as Myself — Part 3.5: Party Communication”BY ISA FERNANDEZ
Smith Union: the perfect place to realize you missed the mailroom hours and play a round of ping pong instead of writing your research paper. We all love walking by the photo wall and seeing our friends posed for the perfect Bowdoin advertisement. But you may be wondering,“why haven’t I been on the wall?” The Bowdoin photographer is hard to miss, given how often they snipe the lone spikeball game on the quad or random group of POC friends doing work in HL. Maybe your friend group isn’t diverse enough. Maybe you weren’t wearing enough Bowdoin merch at the Colby game.
Continue reading “You’re Not on the Smith Union Wall — And It’s Because You’re Ugly”BY NOAH SAPERSTEIN
A few weekends ago, Epicuria, one of the only annual parties on campus, probably went down somewhere in a poorly lit basement with meh music. But I don’t really know the details because I didn’t go. Yeah, I thought about going. I hemmed and hawed over it, but in the end, I just didn’t know if it was really what I wanted to do.
Continue reading “I Think I Might Be Epicurious”BY NOAH SAPERSTEIN
The results of the election two weeks ago had serious effects on many people on campus. Some wore black, others skipped class, and most seemed generally dejected. Perhaps no one had a harder time with the results than Nate Hintze, head of student activities. On Wednesday, credible sources said that he was wearing regular, normal tan khaki pants.
Continue reading “Day After Election, A Solemn Nate Hintze Debuts Boring, Beige Khakis”BY THE HARPOON TECH COUNCIL
Bowdoin Information Technology is excited to announce a groundbreaking update to your account security this November: 2FAxPC99a9-Compliant Pheromone Authentication, which will replace our current Okta login system. Read on to find out the details of OPC 2.1.3..
Continue reading “What to Expect With Okta Pheromone Check 2.1.3”BY SPENCER SUSSMAN
First-years and sophomores flocked to Baxter house last Friday expecting all the hallmarks of an epic college house rager: booze, bumping music, and being uncomfortably shoved from behind by a large and terrifying man.
Continue reading “Lackluster College House Party Empty Enough to Dance, Breathe Properly, Create Genuine Connections”BY TAVI GREENFIELD
When I got to Bowdoin last year, all anyone was talking about was Evan G. They put up posters with his face all over the place, organized runs for him, and held talks discussing his “detainment”. With all this support on campus, it seemed like this guy must have been going through hell. But my mama didn’t raise a sheep, and being the independent, free-thinking journalist I am, I decided to do my own research and see how brave this Evan G guy actually was. So, back in July, I did a quick directory search and reached out to Evan Grauer ‘26 with some questions. These were his answers:
Continue reading “Evan G On His Time Overseas”Yesterday, Bowdoin Conservatives announced the results of their recent referendum on whether or not female students would be permitted to join the club. With 100% of members voting, the total votes were two for and one against permanently banning women.
Continue reading “Bowdoin Conservatives Vote 2-1 to Bar Women From Joining Club”
By Spencer Sussman
First-Year Tim Jones, widely considered the stupidest student on campus, was spotted proudly sporting a “You Belong at Bowdoin” crewneck last Thursday. “I just think everyone should feel like they totally belong here, both socially and academically,” said Jones, who is generally regarded by the student body as both a social outcast and academically incompetent.
Continue reading “Dumbest Person on Campus Proudly Wears “You Belong At Bowdoin” Merch”
by STAFF WRITER | Feb 2nd, 2024
As a young Jewish boy growing up in New York City, there were many places throughout the city that served as cultural landmarks for my religious identity. My synagogue blocks away from our apartment. The 2nd Ave Deli where we would frequent on weekends. The tunnel beneath the Chabad-Lubavitch global headquarters in Crown Heights.
Continue reading “An Ode to the New York Synagogue Tunnels”
The Bowdoin Harpoon 