By JACOB BASKES Sept. 6, 2018
Dining Services announced this morning that the Moulton Union dining hall will begin playing advertisements in lieu of music during meal hours. Continue reading “Moulton to Earn Revenue by Playing Ads During Meals”

By JACOB BASKES Sept. 6, 2018
Dining Services announced this morning that the Moulton Union dining hall will begin playing advertisements in lieu of music during meal hours. Continue reading “Moulton to Earn Revenue by Playing Ads During Meals”

By Jack Arnholz Sept. 6, 2018
Tonight many students are without power after a strong storm rocked Bowdoin College this afternoon. The thunderstorm not only caused power to go out, but also all undergraduates to come out. Continue reading “Whole Campus Now Out at Bowdoin”

By AINE LAWLOR Sept. 4, 2018
Bowdoin’s Fall athletes are incredibly busy; in fact, many are so busy that their schedule no longer allows them the time to be decent humans. Continue reading “Fall Athletes “Too Busy” to be Decent Humans”

By JACOB BASKES Aug. 30, 2018
Students attended their first classes of the year on Wednesday, marking the beginning of the 2018-2019 academic season and the long-awaited opening of Bowdoin’s Roux Center for the Environment. Despite setbacks in construction, the Center was opened just in time, although students are required to don hard hats and safety vests in order to protect themselves from falling pipes, scaffolding debris, and the small cranes still establishing the building’s outer shell. Continue reading “Students Wear Hard Hats to Roux Center Classes”

By JAANA SINGH Aug. 29, 2018
Ah, senior year! Returning to Bowdoin feels like returning home to your wife and kids after a quick stop at Whole Foods to buy cauliflower. This year is looking pretty good. Continue reading “You’re a Senior! Can Your Grandmother Finally Pronounce “Bowdoin”?”

By THE REAL JACOB BASKES May 12, 2018
Each year, the Bowdoin Orient releases its attempt at comedy, publishing an eight-page collection of all of the jokes they manage to think of throughout the year. Despite the anticipation surrounding the 2018 edition, released this past Friday, the official vote has now dropped the Orient from second to third place on the list of Best Campus Satire. Continue reading “‘Occident’ Released, Bowdoin Orient Drops to 3rd Best Campus Satire Publication”

By ARJUN MEHTA Apr. 20, 2018
Liz Harper ’21 spent yesterday gearing up for the weekend by ordering a half-dozen ‘prospies’ on Amazon Prime. After the Class of 2022’s Open House, a weekend designed to give admitted students a glimpse into the lives of first-years without revealing too much about the Bowdoin experience Continue reading “Lonely First-Year Orders Half-a-Dozen Prospective Students on Amazon Prime”

By ELIZA JEVON Apr. 9, 2018
Come get your tickets before they sell out fast! Only 1,800 left!
Just $6,604 per academic year! Pay by cash, credit, or check addressed to The Bowdoin Harpoon. Victory pot TBA, but probably will include some loose change and a beer. Continue reading “Housing Lottery Tickets on Sale Monday at the Student Activities Desk!”

By JACOB BASKES Feb. 5, 2018
After the Patriots’ 41-33 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LII, residents of Bowker house invited a large group of friends to finish their homework before Monday morning classes. Continue reading “Bowker Hosts Late-Night Study Session Following Super Bowl”

By SAM HALPERT Jan. 30, 2018
Upon receiving Chief Registrar Martina Duncan’s email yesterday, sophomore
Katherine Jarvis mounted a table in Thorne and loudly declared a Mathematics and
Asian Studies double major to the student body. Continue reading “Student Declares Major Loudly in Thorne”