By LIAM JUSKEVICE Mar. 1, 2018
A red squirrel was seen chewing on a freaking pine cone on campus today. Most Bowdoin students are likely familiar with the eastern gray squirrel, (Squirrelus isgrayeastus), but red squirrels, (Squirrelus redicus) are a less common sight. So uncommon on campus that we wrote an article about seeing one.
Continue reading “Red Squirrel Spotted on Campus! It’s Like a Gray Squirrel Except It’s Red”
By K IRVING Feb. 28, 2018
As February draws to a close and first-years intently complete their College House applications, Bowdoin’s campus buzzes with the anticipation of students hoping live in their house of choice next year. Continue reading “If I Don’t Get in to Either Baxter or Howell I’m Not Going to Live in a College House”
By SAM HALPERT Feb. 26, 2018
The Office of Residential Life announced it will host a new College House panel in Baxter on pulling trig in an effort to promote safe drinking practices.
Continue reading “College Houses to Host Panel on Pulling Trig”
By ARCHER THOMAS Feb. 23, 2018
Like most people, when something exceptional or peculiar happens in my daily life, I tend to ask myself “Is that so Raven?” While you can imagine the circumstances that would warrant an affirmative response, I am occasionally struck by a distinct sense that the answer to this essential question is “No. That’s not so Raven.” Continue reading “That’s Not So Raven”
By SAM HALPERT Feb. 21, 2018
In a shocking turn of events, the entire Men’s Hockey team was acquitted Wednesday morning. The jury deliberated for just over two weeks before handing down the surprise verdict.
Continue reading “It’s a Miracle! Hockey Team Acquitted”
By JACOB BASKES Feb. 19, 2018
The results of a recent study show that eleven percent of seniors at Bowdoin have used cocaine. So… anyone know where I can get some of the stuff?
Continue reading “Eleven Percent of Seniors Have Tried Cocaine… So Where Can I Find Some?”
By JACOB BASKES Feb. 15, 2018
During Wednesday’s blood drive to benefit The Red Cross, two volunteer technicians were caught participating in “Slap the Bag” in the middle of Smith Union. Continue reading “Red Cross Volunteers Caught “Slapping the Bag” at Blood Drive”
By SUMMERS ASKEW Feb. 14, 2018
Prompted by Valentine’s Day celebrations, local mother of three Deborah Thomason stated today that “love is just a social construct manufactured by the greeting card industry to sell overpriced heart-shaped commodities to hopelessly vulnerable people all across the world.”
Continue reading ““Love is Just a Social Construct Manufactured by the Greeting Card Industry,” says Married Mother of Three”
By DAVID FIX Feb. 13, 2018
Did you know that I can ride my bike without using either one of my two hands? Well, I can. Continue reading “Guy Who Can Ride Bike Without Hands: “Hey Did You Know I Can Ride My Bike Without Hands?””
By BEN WONG Feb. 6, 2018
Local café Wild Oats has decided to open a new branch for Bowdoin students: Sexiled Oats. Annexed to the original Wild Oats, the shelter will provide free 24-hour beds, pillows, and entertainment to any Bowdoin student whose roommate can’t seem to stop fornicating while blasting “Bump N’ Grind” by R. Kelly on repeat. Continue reading “Local Café Opens New Refuge for Students: Sexiled Oats”
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