By JAANA SINGH Nov.7, 2018

Campus style-icon, Annie Winter ‘19, on Thursday declared her Anthropologie major. She said she was “shocked that a small school offered an entire major dedicated to one of her favorite clothing retailers, but, hey! That’s liberal arts for ya!” Also, they sell candles. Continue reading “Aspiring Fashion Designer Majors in Anthropologie” →

By BLAINE STEVENS

Having an impressive knowledge of rap-group Brockhampton’s discography and wearing black- and-white checkered vans, Sophomore James Ericson is simply not like the 908 other men on the Bowdoin campus. He’s “super different.” Continue reading “Sophomore "Super Different," Wears Checkered Vans, Listens to Brockhampton” →

By JACOB BASKES

On Saturday night, the Bowdoin Football team celebrated their first win in nearly
three years by drinking to the point of not being able to remember their first win in
nearly three years. Continue reading “Football Team Blacks Out, Can’t Remember First Win in Nearly Three Years” →

By CHRISTIAN FILTER Nov. 1, 2018

According to multiple reports, Daniel Havard ‘19, proctor of Coleman 1st Floor, has gained the trust and admiration of his proctees for being the “cool” proctor. A relaxed view on hard alcohol violations, a willingness to handle noise complaints in-house, and a tendency to look the other way on the floor’s underground dog-fighting ring has earned him this reputation. Continue reading ““Cool” First-Year Proctor Looks Other Way on Floor’s Dog-Fighting Ring” →

By AINE LAWLOR Oct. 31, 2018

[Content Warning (Not Satirical): This article features topics of sexual assault.]
BOO! Did I getcha? I’m the ghost of actions past, the monster hiding under the bed (or perhaps, unwillingly, on the bed), here to haunt white men for all the things they may or may not (but statistically very likely, in fact, almost 100%) have done. Continue reading “Halloween: It’s a Spooky Time for White Men” →

By ELIZA JEVON

Last weekend in Lighthouse basement, a captivated audience swarmed around famed playboy legend, Roger ‘Pick-Up-Sticks’ McCauley. Continue reading “Guy Gets Girl Using Pick Up Sticks” →

By ELIZA JEVON

Everyone complains about having a tough job, but this Bumble Ambassador deserves extra complaining rights. Clarissa Donnelly works two jobs with drastically different work demands and personality types — Bumble Ambassador and used car salesman. Continue reading “Bumble Ambassador Exhausted from Working Second Job as Used Cars Salesman” →

By JEFF PRICE Oct.24, 2018

Following President Clayton Rose’s new mandate to pursue “radical hospitality,” the BSG has ratified an article to its constitution enshrining greeters’ right to use lethal force on students who don’t smile and say “Good morning.” Continue reading “Dining Hall Greeters Given License to Kill Students Who Don’t Say Good Morning” →

By JAANA SINGH AND MAGGIE COSTER Oct. 23, 2018

Chloe Wu ‘22 has gotten every meal with her Pre-O group so far this semester. She is, however, starting to question when she finally can start branching out to other friends she didn’t share a tent with. Continue reading “First Year Wondering When She Can Stop Having Every Meal with her Pre-O” →